1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:03,704 [music playing] 2 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,035 How'd she take it? 3 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:47,408 Not good... not good at all. 4 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,548 You could hear her screaming all over the east wing. 5 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:57,117 Well, it would seem our resident poet got 6 00:01:57,218 --> 00:02:00,688 a little heartbroken, didn't she? 7 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,156 You know, we all had a good laugh 8 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:04,958 over those pathetic poems you wrote to Dr. Sims. 9 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,500 Let's keep in mind, she murdered 10 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,735 her own mother and grandmother. 11 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,638 Both of whom were physically abusing her. 12 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,713 Better wake up and smell the dilaudid, sweetheart. 13 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,813 The only romance you're going to find in this place 14 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,809 is in those stupid books you're always reading. 15 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,824 John, she's crossed over the line. 16 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,792 To her, you're no longer her doctor. 17 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:42,930 And I don't think we're talking about a school girl crush here. 18 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:52,373 Just what I thought, all bark, no bite. 19 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,342 Bite this. 20 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,442 What? 21 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:58,779 I said, bite this. 22 00:02:58,879 --> 00:02:59,879 [crash] 23 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:13,093 [alarms] 24 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,137 Liar! 25 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:39,453 [screaming] 26 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:59,340 [music playing] 27 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,814 [tires squealing] 28 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:21,227 Hello? 29 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,300 Hello? 30 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,347 Don't just sit there. 31 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:41,127 Let's get out of here before he comes back. 32 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,516 Hey! 33 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:45,453 [tires squealing] 34 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:46,286 Are you crazy? 35 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,220 No, I'm Debbie. 36 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,021 What? 37 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,423 My name is Debbie. 38 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,963 Listen, we've got to get out of here or he's going to kill me. 39 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,093 I don't see anyone. 40 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,194 It's my husband. 41 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,974 Well, he's a perfect angel when he's sober, 42 00:04:56,001 --> 00:04:57,965 but when he's drinking he gets angry. 43 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:58,932 What are you doing? 44 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,233 I'm calling the police. 45 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:01,694 No, please don't call the police. 46 00:05:01,721 --> 00:05:02,403 You know why? 47 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:03,983 Because my parents, they hated Johnny, 48 00:05:04,043 --> 00:05:05,923 and I can't bear to hear them say I told you so. 49 00:05:05,950 --> 00:05:08,241 Please just get me as faraway from here as possible. 50 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:09,142 OK. 51 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:10,277 Whatever. 52 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,980 I'm just really grateful that you stopped. 53 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,049 Yeah, well, you didn't leave me much of a choice. 54 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,719 What are you anyway, some kind of nurse or something? 55 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,754 Yeah, I'm a nurse. 56 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:23,557 OK, well, Nurse Debbie, I can take you as far as San Carlos. 57 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,058 What's in San Carlos? 58 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,727 Homeby College. 59 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,161 You're going to college? 60 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,630 Hmm, unfortunately. 61 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,064 Wow, look at you. 62 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,001 I always wanted to go to college and become a writer. 63 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:37,170 Yeah, well, you're welcome to trade places with me. 64 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,839 I always wanted to be an actress. 65 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:39,673 Think my father cares? 66 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,041 No. 67 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:44,077 He's too busy flying all over the world being a big shot. 68 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,213 Carley Hotels, for the rest of your life? 69 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:53,020 If I hear that commercial one more time, I am going to puke. 70 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,600 Just because he donated money to their stupid football stadium, 71 00:05:55,627 --> 00:05:56,627 they kiss his ass. 72 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:59,292 On top of everything else, it's Catholic. 73 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:02,663 Hey, don't nurses go to college? 74 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:03,763 Rude. 75 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,902 [music playing] 76 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:31,858 Debbie? 77 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,691 [gasps] 78 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,392 Why'd we stop? 79 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,862 Uh, I... I had Togo to the bathroom. 80 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:46,800 Um, but it's closed, so... [sighs] 81 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:55,675 Looking for these? 82 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,917 Wow, I made the newspapers. 83 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,987 It's not a very good picture, though, is it? 84 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:10,524 "Inmate's crush turns deadly last night." 85 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:11,992 Crush? 86 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:15,428 It wasn't a crush. 87 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,565 I loved him. 88 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:18,665 Hey! 89 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:23,069 Hey! 90 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,809 What are you doing? 91 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:31,111 I... I don't care what you did, OK? 92 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,080 I just want to be on my way. 93 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,615 And call the police. 94 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:35,415 No. 95 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,216 No, I swear. 96 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,651 I swear, honest. 97 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,988 You know what, I'm not as bad as they make me sound. 98 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,756 I'm not crazy. 99 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,759 You killed two people. 100 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,095 Yeah? 101 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,062 Who? 102 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,731 Nurse Bates? 103 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,833 She had it coming. 104 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:56,837 That sadistic bitch used to feel me up. 105 00:08:56,937 --> 00:09:00,941 And Dr. Sims, he was a liar. 106 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:06,013 He let the whole staff read all my poetry. 107 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:09,717 I had opened my heart up to him and poured it out, 108 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,919 and all he wanted to do was put me 109 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:16,556 under a microscope like a lab rat. 110 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:19,927 Whatever happened to true romantic love? 111 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:23,363 And how about all that crap they spoon fed to us 112 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:24,231 when we were kids? 113 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:27,434 Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty. 114 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:32,039 Let me ask you, what is wrong with wanting that fairy tale? 115 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,541 Where the hell is my Prince Charming? 116 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:44,517 So much for fairy tales. 117 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:49,757 Now look, I just need your car and your cell phone. 118 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:53,426 And I'm just going to go to Mexico for a little while. 119 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:54,795 Stay away from me, OK? 120 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,596 I have pepper spray. 121 00:09:56,697 --> 00:10:00,333 And I'm going to disappear, that's all. 122 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,703 You eat shit and die, bitch! 123 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,473 [phone ringing] 124 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,049 Thank you very much. 125 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,498 Oh. 126 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:10,203 Hey, watch where you're going. 127 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,304 Pardon me. 128 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,128 Can I please see some ID? 129 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,229 Excuse me. 130 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:41,201 You broke the law, parking in a red zone. 131 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,781 I'm sure the young lady didn't realize 132 00:11:42,808 --> 00:11:44,704 she was parking Ina red zone, Toby. 133 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:45,906 Good morning, Sam. 134 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:49,810 That sign's obstructed by that tree branch there. 135 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,745 Yeah, so it is. 136 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,645 So it's only fair that you let the young lady 137 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:54,782 go with a warning. 138 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,183 Warning? 139 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,683 We wouldn't want our visitors to get a bad impression of San. 140 00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:01,554 Carlos' finest being unfair, now, do we? 141 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:02,654 Visitor? 142 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,628 Oh. 143 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,298 No, I guess not. 144 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,265 OK. 145 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,401 Consider it a warning, then, Miss. 146 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,936 Have a good day. 147 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,271 Thank you. 148 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,040 Sheriff's son. 149 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,540 Old man's training him to takeover next year when he retires. 150 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,676 He's not a bad kid. 151 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,578 He's just a little over eager. 152 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:26,546 Well, thank you. 153 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:27,781 Sure. 154 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:32,252 Oh, uh, you dropped that back there outside the bank. 155 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,787 Very careless of me. 156 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:37,624 Wow, you must be the world's most honest man or the richest. 157 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,324 Not on a professor's salary, I'm afraid. 158 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,427 Wait. 159 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,029 You teach here? 160 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,264 That's right, Sam Deckner. 161 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,364 Sam Deckner. 162 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,334 Why do I feel like I've met you before? 163 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,069 I don't think so. 164 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,337 No? 165 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,538 Well, maybe not. 166 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:52,339 Thanks again. 167 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,439 Have a good day. 168 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,550 Hey, Paco Sanchez. 169 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,684 What? 170 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,520 "If but our love were the wings of a dove." 171 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,857 "Then we'd fly to the distant shores of our hearts, 172 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,992 and we'd never be apart." 173 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,027 That's my favorite poem. 174 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,197 I can't believe that you know Paco Sanchez. 175 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,765 I teach creative writing. 176 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:22,435 Well, like Toby said, you have yourself a nice day. 177 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,403 You too. 178 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,503 Thank you. 179 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,410 [engine starting] 180 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,184 Huh. 181 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:47,360 [music playing] 182 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:08,241 COMPUTER: You have a message. 183 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:12,412 "Sam, thanks for the roses." 184 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,546 Running late. 185 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:17,317 "See you in your office in five minutes, Carla." 186 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,285 Carla. 187 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,385 Hmm. 188 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,929 Twice in one day. 189 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:33,100 Something tells me this time it isn't a coincidence. 190 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,867 Well, I saw that your door was open, 191 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:38,138 and I... I just wanted to thank you, again. 192 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:43,843 [Spanish], I... I can't accept that. 193 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:48,415 But a good cigar is my weakness. 194 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,516 How did you know? 195 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,684 Your book. 196 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:52,885 Let's see. 197 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,655 "Author Sam Deckner is an avid sports enthusiast," 198 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,291 likes blues music, Cajun cooking, 199 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,361 windsurfing, an occasional cigar. 200 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,063 "He currently resides in San Francisco." 201 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,198 Well, he used to anyway. 202 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,270 I like you better with the short hair. 203 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,540 Yeah, so read "Tempest Moon." 204 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,142 So you're the one. 205 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:18,278 It was the most romantic thing I ever read. 206 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,080 I mean, I cried my eyes out. 207 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:25,685 Yeah, unfortunately the sales made my publisher cry as well. 208 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:29,122 Which would lead us to the follow-up book, 209 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,958 "Blood on the Sand," more... 210 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,360 Accessible. 211 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,463 Yeah, I suppose it should have been entitled, "Sam Pays Rent." 212 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,798 You know, I knew that was beneath you... 213 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,133 Werewolves at spring break. 214 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,136 I don't know which was worse, your book or the follow-up 215 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,504 movie they made from the book. 216 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,174 Hey, I didn't write the movie. 217 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,442 So now you teach. 218 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,979 What's that expression Those who can't do... 219 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:53,813 Teach. 220 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:54,381 Right. 221 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,648 It's very funny. 222 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,948 As a matter of fact, I'm working on something right now. 223 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:58,451 Really? 224 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:02,355 What is it this time, vampires at Mardi Gras? 225 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,657 I don't believe I caught your name. 226 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,327 Tracy, Tracy Carley. 227 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,928 Tracy Carley. 228 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,431 So you're a student here at Homeby? 229 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,066 I'm in your creative writing class. 230 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,238 Carley. 231 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,241 Carley, like the football stadium Carley? 232 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,375 That's me. 233 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,711 Go team. 234 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,613 Hi. 235 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,216 Carla. 236 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,118 Am I interrupting something? 237 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,586 No, no, no. 238 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,589 Tracy Carley, Carla Briggs. 239 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,391 She teaches English Lit. 240 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,292 Nice to meet you. 241 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,593 Likewise. 242 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:44,664 Well, um, you look like you're busy, so... 243 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:45,598 Yeah. 244 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,200 Hey, thanks again for the cigars. 245 00:17:50,244 --> 00:17:51,244 Pretty girl. 246 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,739 Yeah, she's very bright. 247 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,073 She actually read my book. 248 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,534 Come on, let's go grab some lunch. 249 00:17:55,561 --> 00:17:56,776 I'm starving. 250 00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:00,313 Actually, Sam, um, I don't think I can make lunch today. 251 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,114 OK, What. 252 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:01,948 About tonight? 253 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:02,882 I'm sitting in at the roadhouse. 254 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,062 You can come watch me play. 255 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:04,817 Hmm? 256 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,353 We'll get a bite after. 257 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,133 I've been... I've been doing some thinking. 258 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:12,625 And uh, these last three months have gone really fast, 259 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,795 and I think I just need some time on my own. 260 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,764 Time on your own? 261 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,467 Yeah, I was hoping that you'd understand that. 262 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,969 Time on your own or time with Jim? 263 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:24,537 Jim? 264 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,374 What... he asked me to help him edit his book. 265 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,276 [scoffs] Come on, his book. 266 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:33,513 Jim Sykes can't even string three sentences together. 267 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,882 I really need you to trust me on this. 268 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,084 I just need some time to clear my head. 269 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,991 All right, I'll just leave it up to you. 270 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,093 Take however much time you need. 271 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,194 Thanks. 272 00:19:31,011 --> 00:19:32,011 What? 273 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,072 What is going on here? 274 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,808 Hi, I'm Tracy Carley, and you are? 275 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,244 I'm Sydney Hollings. 276 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,111 I'm the RA on this floor, and... 277 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,547 RA? 278 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,948 Resident assistant. 279 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,528 There are no men allowed in the dorm after 6:00 PM on weekdays. 280 00:19:44,555 --> 00:19:45,652 I beg your pardon. 281 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:46,853 You must be kidding me. 282 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:50,623 And there is no loud music during study hours. 283 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:55,094 That's 3:00 PM to9:00 PM on weekdays. 284 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,130 Hello, you guys are going to have to leave. 285 00:19:58,191 --> 00:19:59,831 I mean, I could call the sheriff if you... 286 00:19:59,858 --> 00:20:02,269 No. 287 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,771 Thank you very much. 288 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:05,871 Thank you. 289 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:06,938 Mm, bye. 290 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,878 Apparently you didn't read your orientation handbook. 291 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,380 We got off on the wrong foot. 292 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,448 I'm Tracy Carley. 293 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,583 I know. 294 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,984 And you were supposed to move in last Friday, 295 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,252 just like everybody else. 296 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,352 Tracy Carley. 297 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,988 My daddy donated the stadium. 298 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,924 Rah, rah, sis-boom-bah. 299 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,026 O, that Tracy Carley. 300 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,629 Why didn't you say so? 301 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,798 Please, just accept my most humble apologies. 302 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,201 You know what, let me escort you to your room. 303 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,570 We have special accommodations for your stay 304 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,572 here with us, Miss Carley. 305 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,073 I just know you're gonna love it. 306 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,173 Great. 307 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,213 This is it. 308 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,298 Oh, hi. 309 00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,392 I'm Laney. 310 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,295 You must be Tracy. 311 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,697 OK, there's been a mistake. 312 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,400 Oh, no, the only mistake, Miss Carley 313 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,660 was the one you made when you thought you were supposed 314 00:21:09,687 --> 00:21:11,571 to receive some sort of special treatment. 315 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,705 See, wait a minute here. 316 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,506 You don't understand. 317 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,007 I... I cannot live here. 318 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,787 Hey, Laney, why don't you tell Miss Carley 319 00:21:16,887 --> 00:21:18,407 why should has no choice in the matter. 320 00:21:18,488 --> 00:21:20,813 All freshmen have to live in the dorms. 321 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,383 It's rule 17 in your handbook. 322 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,763 Well, Laney, while you're at it, 323 00:21:24,790 --> 00:21:27,186 why don't you tell Mother Superior over here 324 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,323 that the last time I check edit was still a free country. 325 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,992 OK, you know what, I'm only going to say this once. 326 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:36,529 I took this glorified babysitting job 327 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,731 because, unlike some people, I don't 328 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,534 have a rich little daddy to pay my way. 329 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:45,204 And I certainly do not intend to let a spoiled little brat 330 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,707 like yourself make things any worse for me 331 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,108 than they already are. 332 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,478 Here at Homeby College, we have a much 333 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:55,047 higher standard for our students. 334 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,387 You're going to follow the rules just like everybody else 335 00:21:57,414 --> 00:21:59,185 or you're down at the dean's office. 336 00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:03,590 Laney, why don't you tell Miss Carley what happens from there. 337 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:07,927 Uh, rule 14, a possible suspension. 338 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,762 At the very least, they call your parents. 339 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,063 Mm-hm. 340 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,600 Which, I might add, will goon your permanent record. 341 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:18,671 Oh, and just so we're clear, curfew is 11:00 PM on school 342 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:21,974 nights and 1:00 AM on weekends, at which time 343 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,810 the doors are going to be locked, 344 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:29,549 and there is only one key that will open them up. 345 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:33,786 And if for, uh, some reason you decide to come in or out 346 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:37,890 before or after 11:00, we have this thing called an alarm. 347 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,726 And it's going to go off. 348 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,186 And I'm going to take you straight 349 00:22:41,213 --> 00:22:43,596 down to Dean Slocum's office. 350 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:44,697 Welcome to my floor. 351 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:50,069 Sydney. 352 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,838 Listen, um, I'm really sorry. 353 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:54,240 I didn't mean anything by that. 354 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:59,345 You know, it's that time of the month, if you know what I mean. 355 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:02,381 So really, I just want to apologize. 356 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:05,051 And I hope we can still be friends. 357 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:11,057 OK. 358 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,358 Apology accepted. 359 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,793 Great. 360 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,895 Thanks. 361 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:16,995 Bye. 362 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,739 Well, that was a pretty little speech, 363 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:27,874 made me kind of thirsty. 364 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,720 - Umm... - Yes, Laney, I know. 365 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:43,790 Rule 12 in the student handbook, "no consumption" 366 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,958 of alcohol beverages anywhere on school grounds." 367 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,494 OK, I read the stupid thing. 368 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:50,663 I just wanted to shake up Sydney's cage a little bit... 369 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,633 You know, loosen that stick that's perpetually up her ass. 370 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:00,640 There we go. 371 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:03,242 Let me tell you something about rules there, Laney. 372 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,782 Rules were made to be broken. 373 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:11,618 Oh, um, no. 374 00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:12,952 I don't... 375 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,554 You've got to turn down the volume in your head, Laney. 376 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,388 Mommy and Daddy are deafening. 377 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:19,659 Mommy and Daddy don't have anything to do with it. 378 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:20,627 Sure they do. 379 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:21,728 Make us proud, Laney. 380 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:23,062 Be a good girl, Laney. 381 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,231 Don't have any fun, Laney. 382 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:26,651 Why'd you come to college anyway? 383 00:24:26,678 --> 00:24:31,303 Oh, well, I got a scholarship in computer science. 384 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,403 And? 385 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:37,844 I don't know. 386 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:39,011 What? 387 00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:40,412 Freedom, OK? 388 00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:42,515 Loosen those shackles that bind. 389 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:44,183 You know, be all you can be. 390 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:46,218 Let down your hair. 391 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,598 I can tell you one thing, Laney. 392 00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:50,523 I don't know about you, but I'm not 393 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:51,943 going to turn out like my mother. 394 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:59,732 Come on, roomie. 395 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:04,671 Well, um, I suppose one little sip can't hurt. 396 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:05,771 That's the spirit. 397 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,348 [coughing] 398 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,250 Is it your first time? 399 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,620 Oh, no, I've drank plenty of... 400 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,453 Right. 401 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:22,554 When? 402 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:23,555 Communion? 403 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,160 So you've got a scholarship, huh? 404 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,461 Yeah. 405 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:31,642 Yeah, you must be pretty good at those things, then. 406 00:25:31,669 --> 00:25:32,669 Sure. 407 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:41,608 [coughs] You know, this is, um, this is really pretty good. 408 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,710 Yeah, knock yourself out. 409 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:46,478 So can you show me how to work one of these things. 410 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:48,099 You don't know how to work a computer? 411 00:25:48,126 --> 00:25:50,549 No, call me old fashioned. 412 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:51,650 My god. 413 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:53,485 They're the greatest. 414 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:56,255 What would you like to see first? 415 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,790 We can look up anything you want. 416 00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,659 I mean, the whole world of knowledge 417 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:02,228 is right here at our fingertips. 418 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:03,562 Porn. 419 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:04,530 Porn? 420 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:05,911 Yeah, the raunchier, the better. 421 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,336 Oh, come on. 422 00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:14,240 Don't tell me you've never seen porn before. 423 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:19,478 Well, uh, there, um... there is this one site. 424 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,578 OK. 425 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:30,222 [music playing] 426 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:34,025 What? 427 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,366 Oh, god. 428 00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:41,466 OK. 429 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,270 My god. 430 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:49,942 So Laney, tell me something. 431 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:53,145 Can you send an email to someone disguised as somebody else? 432 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:55,882 You mean, like use someone else's email address? 433 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:57,717 Yeah, I guess. 434 00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,451 Sure, yeah, I could do that. 435 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:02,521 But I think something like that is probably illegal. 436 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,656 Again with the rules. 437 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:05,476 I just want to play a prank on some friends. 438 00:27:05,503 --> 00:27:06,503 Come on. 439 00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:10,697 Well, I guess I could give it a try. 440 00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:14,659 COMPUTER: You have a message. 441 00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:22,541 Sam, um, I wanted to tell you in your office today... 442 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,476 Right. 443 00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:27,880 "Jim and I are back together. 444 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:32,852 I'm sorry, Carla." 445 00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:34,320 Cool. 446 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:37,456 OK, so now I want Sam to talk to Carla. 447 00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:41,327 Carla, since we're being honest, you should know, 448 00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:43,062 there's someone else in my life. 449 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,496 It's better this way. 450 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:45,631 I'm sorry. 451 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:50,036 "Sam." 452 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:52,304 Listen, um, I'm really sorry before when 453 00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:54,306 I called you "Lamey." 454 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:56,642 Oh, that's OK. 455 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,945 People used to call me that in high school too. 456 00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:03,750 Oh. 457 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,485 [laughs] Why is the room spinning? 458 00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:29,936 [gasps] 459 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:32,004 What are you doing? 460 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:38,010 Tracy's rule number one... There are no rules. 461 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,847 Where did you get that? 462 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:43,249 Mother Superior dropped it. 463 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:53,826 Tell you what, why don't you come with me? 464 00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:54,693 Are you crazy? 465 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,763 I mean, it's almost midnight. 466 00:29:57,864 --> 00:29:59,765 I promise you won't turn into a pumpkin. 467 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,704 I don't know. 468 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,441 All right, well, you tell Mommy and Daddy I said hello, OK? 469 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:10,541 Wait a minute. 470 00:30:13,586 --> 00:30:14,586 OK. 471 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:15,447 Yeah? 472 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,850 Yeah. 473 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,719 [coughing] 474 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,422 Mm. 475 00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:26,625 So um, where are we going anyway? 476 00:30:26,725 --> 00:30:27,927 I have a date. 477 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:28,727 A date? 478 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,829 With who? 479 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:31,930 Destiny. 480 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:37,870 We can't go in there. 481 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:38,970 Yes, we can. 482 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:55,121 Tracy, we can't... shut up, Mother. 483 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:08,033 Come on. 484 00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:14,340 Hey, hey. 485 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,276 There's a fire down there in the alley. 486 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,376 Oh, shit. 487 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:23,114 There he is. 488 00:31:26,692 --> 00:31:27,692 You're right. 489 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:28,921 He is gorgeous. 490 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:30,389 Yeah. 491 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:33,025 LANEY: Well, are you going to go up there and say hello? 492 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,226 No. 493 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:36,326 It has to appear to be a coincidence that I'm here. 494 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:37,353 Come on. 495 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:40,266 Hey, two screaming orgasms, please. 496 00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:44,536 Relax, Laney, it's just a drink. 497 00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:50,709 Haven't we met somewhere before? 498 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,809 Hey, buddy, do I look like your right hand to you? 499 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,019 You've got to do it all in one shot. 500 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,119 Cheers. 501 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:15,934 You know, I've never had an orgasm before. 502 00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:17,303 Really? 503 00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:18,637 I like mine in multiples. 504 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:20,106 Hey, two more. 505 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:27,578 Come on, let's go. 506 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:34,820 [applause] 507 00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:48,267 No, I'm serious. 508 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:50,936 I think I know you from somewhere. 509 00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:53,605 Get lost, jerk. 510 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:55,541 Tracy? 511 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:56,908 Hi. 512 00:32:57,009 --> 00:32:58,310 That was you up there. 513 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,446 Aren't you a little bit too young to be drinking? 514 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:02,814 Well, if you don't tell, I won't. 515 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:04,283 Hey, say hi to my roommate, Laney. 516 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:06,852 Hi. 517 00:33:06,952 --> 00:33:08,487 So you really can play. 518 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:10,756 I mean, it's not just pure nonsense 519 00:33:10,856 --> 00:33:12,124 on the back of your book. 520 00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:14,860 Well, you know, some boys, they collected baseball cards. 521 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,280 I collected Muddy Waters records. 522 00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:17,695 Hey, listen, what are you drinking? 523 00:33:17,722 --> 00:33:18,497 Let me get one. 524 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,237 Actually, I... I got to make a phone call. 525 00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:22,268 Oh. 526 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:23,368 Damn. 527 00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:27,305 Shit. 528 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,120 Over here. 529 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:46,024 Shit. 530 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:47,859 Get down. 531 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:02,874 Come on. 532 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:04,143 Laney, come on. 533 00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:05,777 I think I'm I'm going to be sick. 534 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:10,216 Laughing. 535 00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:12,151 That's where I know you from. 536 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:13,571 You're the girl who gave them all 537 00:34:13,598 --> 00:34:16,722 the trouble over on the east wing. 538 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:18,457 Why, you little bitch. 539 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,426 Hey! 540 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:22,628 [groans] 541 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:23,495 Laney. 542 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:24,595 Laney? 543 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:35,941 I bet... I bet they got a reward out for you, huh, baby? 544 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,041 [grunts] 545 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:14,213 Laney? 546 00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:15,647 Laney, come on, get up. 547 00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:16,615 Get up, Laney. 548 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:17,749 Laney, we've got to go. 549 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:18,550 Come here. 550 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:19,650 Come here, put these on. 551 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:20,651 Come on. 552 00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:21,420 Come on, Laney. 553 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,354 Please. 554 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,656 We need to leave right now, Laney. 555 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:25,756 Come on. 556 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:26,757 Come on, let's go. 557 00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:46,445 [moaning] 558 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:58,257 [retching] 559 00:35:58,357 --> 00:35:59,225 Laney. 560 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:02,060 Sweetie. 561 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,995 Breakfast of champions. 562 00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:05,931 Drink up. 563 00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:07,833 I just need to get rid of this headache. 564 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:14,605 Thanks. 565 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:25,183 So we had quite a night last night, huh? 566 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:28,854 Well, I'll have to take your word for it. 567 00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:31,189 Afraid I don't remember much after that second orgasm. 568 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:37,162 [laughs] 569 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,202 Boy, that has got to hurt. 570 00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:45,371 Still can't believe it. 571 00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:47,273 It's my first murder investigation. 572 00:36:47,373 --> 00:36:49,475 Yeah. 573 00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:53,679 Break out the fireworks and the party hats. 574 00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:55,046 So what have you got? 575 00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:58,850 Uh, uh, couple people remember him 576 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:01,287 last night drinking in the bar. 577 00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:02,387 Hit on a few women. 578 00:37:02,388 --> 00:37:03,589 Didn't get lucky, though. 579 00:37:03,689 --> 00:37:06,792 He left by himself around1:00 AM, kind of in a hurry. 580 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,994 That's about it. 581 00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:10,094 Check out his shoes. 582 00:37:14,099 --> 00:37:15,901 Those things went outwith bell bottoms, huh? 583 00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:18,036 I'm talking about what's on them. 584 00:37:18,136 --> 00:37:20,071 Somebody wasn't feeling too good. 585 00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:21,873 Oh, yeah. 586 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:22,973 Get a sample. 587 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,045 You're kidding, right? 588 00:37:27,145 --> 00:37:29,615 Hey, this is the glamorous part. 589 00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:30,715 [groans] 590 00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:36,988 Hey, El Capitans. 591 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,490 These puppies ain't cheap. 592 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,426 Say what? 593 00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:43,829 This lipstick looks fresh. 594 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:47,132 God, I had nightmares all night. 595 00:37:47,232 --> 00:37:47,933 Nightmares? 596 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,301 Mm-hm. 597 00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:50,268 What about? 598 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:51,570 I don't know. 599 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:54,239 You know, that drunk in the bar chasing us, you know, 600 00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:55,140 creepy stuff. 601 00:37:55,240 --> 00:38:00,612 But oh, now I feel incredible. 602 00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:02,614 Oh my god. 603 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:05,817 You're going to class like that? 604 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,686 Use it if you got it. 605 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:10,255 Let's go. 606 00:38:10,356 --> 00:38:11,356 LANEY: Wait up. 607 00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:16,528 Excuse me. 608 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,628 Excuse me. 609 00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:23,402 Hey, what's up? 610 00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:24,836 Sydney lost her key. 611 00:38:28,273 --> 00:38:30,509 Look what I found on the bathroom floor. 612 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,948 Sydney, you really should be more careful. 613 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,950 This could go on your permanent record. 614 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:42,421 [laughter] 615 00:38:49,861 --> 00:38:52,030 OK, so we've got a murder victim that's 616 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:55,801 a trechant, an ex-mental patient with a criminal record 617 00:38:55,901 --> 00:38:57,403 as long as your arm. 618 00:38:57,503 --> 00:39:00,939 A guy like that's got to have a lot of enemies. 619 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:03,975 It's more than likely that he knew who his killer was. 620 00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:06,277 What do we make of the fact that the 2 by 4 621 00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:07,846 had no prints on him? 622 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,948 Killer wore gloves? 623 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:11,983 Well, that's a possibility. 624 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,652 But this time of year and all, I'd 625 00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:16,522 say that he or she wiped that 2 by 4 clean. 626 00:39:16,622 --> 00:39:18,624 Oh, yeah, right. 627 00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:22,528 So he or she is no dummy. 628 00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:25,497 Now I'm counting on the she, you know why? 629 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:27,132 The puke. 630 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:28,232 The puke? 631 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:28,967 Sure. 632 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,402 Chicks can't hold their liquor. 633 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:33,004 You follow some girl out of the bar and wham, 634 00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:35,264 she pukes all over his shoes and then lets him have it. 635 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,778 Well, I suppose that's one way to look at it. 636 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,380 Actually I was thinking about the fact 637 00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:44,950 that the cigar had lipstick on it. 638 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,619 And then, of course, there's this. 639 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,488 Hard evidence, you know why? 640 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:50,856 I'm oh for two as it is, pop. 641 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:52,290 Maybe you should just tell me. 642 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,390 I told you, don't call me that when we're on duty. 643 00:39:54,417 --> 00:39:54,793 Right. 644 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,027 Sorry. 645 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:58,196 OK. 646 00:39:58,296 --> 00:40:00,832 Now, how many men's shirts have you 647 00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:02,768 seen with a bottom like that on them? 648 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:03,569 Hm? 649 00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:04,369 I don't know. 650 00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:05,637 You've got a point there. 651 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:08,206 You'd better get to class. 652 00:40:08,306 --> 00:40:09,708 Come on, you're going to be late. 653 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,710 It's all part of the plan, Laney. 654 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:12,511 Plan? 655 00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:14,012 What plan? 656 00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:15,847 Yes, if you want to get a man's attention, 657 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:17,649 you make a late entrance. 658 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,189 And then you give them something that 659 00:40:19,216 --> 00:40:22,588 keeps them coming back for more. 660 00:40:22,688 --> 00:40:23,688 Love is a game. 661 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,056 It's a dance. 662 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:28,126 And contrary to popular belief, the woman should always lead. 663 00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:39,471 Wow. 664 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:43,441 This is pretty good. 665 00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:46,645 You can really write. 666 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,614 Hopefully he thinks so. 667 00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:51,149 "He wanted to be single in himself," 668 00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:52,584 the woman single in her self. 669 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:55,987 He wanted sex to revert to the level of the other appetites, 670 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:59,925 "to be regarded as a functional process, not as a fulfillment." 671 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:02,794 What is DH Lawrence trying to say here exactly? 672 00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:05,664 Sex sells. 673 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:09,735 Ms. Carley, so nice of you to join us, 674 00:41:09,835 --> 00:41:11,837 even if you're 15 minutes late. 675 00:41:11,937 --> 00:41:12,638 I'm so sorry. 676 00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:13,972 It won't happen again. 677 00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:27,085 Uh, OK. 678 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:28,520 Let's see. 679 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:31,322 Where were we? 680 00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:32,490 Let's turn to page 12. 681 00:41:35,794 --> 00:41:37,596 "On the whole, he hated sex." 682 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:38,797 It was such a limitation. 683 00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:40,866 It was sex that turned a man into... 684 00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:42,668 SAM (VOICEOVER): Hey, Paco Sanchez. 685 00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:43,902 I teach creative writing. 686 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:46,042 Something tells me this time it isn't a coincidence. 687 00:41:46,069 --> 00:41:46,738 El Capitans, eh? 688 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,306 A good cigar is my weakness. 689 00:41:48,406 --> 00:41:49,240 How did you now? 690 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,660 Yeah, so you read "Tempest Moon." 691 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,578 Yeah, I suppose it should have been titled... you're the one. 692 00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:53,712 Don't believe I caught your name. 693 00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:55,572 Carley, like you're a student here at Homeby. 694 00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:57,448 Tracy Carley, hey, thanks again for the cigars. 695 00:41:57,549 --> 00:41:58,316 She actually read my book. 696 00:41:58,416 --> 00:41:59,150 OK, what about tonight? 697 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,530 I'm sitting in at the Roadhouse. 698 00:42:00,557 --> 00:42:01,753 You can come watch me play. 699 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,013 I'll just leave it up to you. 700 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:04,534 I'm afraid we're running out of time. 701 00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,725 Were there any questions? 702 00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:08,694 Miss Carley. 703 00:42:08,794 --> 00:42:10,428 Do you have any advice for an aspiring 704 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,363 writer, such as myself? 705 00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:13,164 Simple. 706 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:14,332 Write what you know. 707 00:42:14,432 --> 00:42:16,802 So when you wrote the "Tempest Moon," 708 00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:19,337 you were writing from your own personal experiences 709 00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:21,940 and beliefs? 710 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,275 Well, to some extent, yes. 711 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,078 Of course, you have to take some creative license. 712 00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:30,081 OK, but when Hart says to Lila that true love has no limits 713 00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:33,251 and, um, their souls are destined to find each other 714 00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:36,054 through the millenniums and they shouldn't let anything stand 715 00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:38,556 in the way of their love, even to the point of dying 716 00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:44,963 or killing for their love, do you believe that personally? 717 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:46,865 Well, you could say yes. 718 00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:48,533 I suppose there's a part of me that's 719 00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:50,969 something of the incurable romantic. 720 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:53,350 On that thought, we'll see you back here tomorrow morning. 721 00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:01,446 Hi. 722 00:43:01,546 --> 00:43:02,247 Goodbye. 723 00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:03,381 Hey, wait a minute. 724 00:43:03,481 --> 00:43:06,384 Where's the fire? 725 00:43:06,484 --> 00:43:10,488 Do you know that you have a zit right on the end of your nose. 726 00:43:14,392 --> 00:43:17,829 Uh, Mr. Deckner, I... I was wondering 727 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:20,966 if you'd, um, read one of my poems. 728 00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:21,900 OK, sure. 729 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000 I'd be happy to. 730 00:43:25,871 --> 00:43:27,873 Could you wait till I'm gone? 731 00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:29,875 Oh, OK, sure. 732 00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:35,681 Yeah, yeah, this is one of our most popular brands. 733 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:39,184 But hey, you know, cigars are in right now with these brats. 734 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,986 Uh, in the past week alone, I probably 735 00:43:41,086 --> 00:43:43,221 sold 100 boxes of those. 736 00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:47,458 Now I was thinking more particularly of a female. 737 00:43:47,558 --> 00:43:48,558 Female? 738 00:43:51,496 --> 00:43:53,256 Matter of fact, there was a pretty young girl 739 00:43:53,331 --> 00:43:55,266 who came in here just yesterday. 740 00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:58,904 She said something about buying them for her teacher. 741 00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:06,912 [knocking] 742 00:44:07,012 --> 00:44:07,813 Hi. 743 00:44:07,913 --> 00:44:09,147 Have you seen Sam? 744 00:44:09,247 --> 00:44:12,183 I was supposed to meet him in his office at 3:00. 745 00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:14,252 No, I haven't seen him. 746 00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:15,386 Oh. 747 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,488 We were going to go for a ride on his Harley. 748 00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:20,959 I just love motorcycles, don't you? 749 00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:23,394 No, not really. 750 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:29,600 And actually, um, I'm kind of busy, if you don't mind. 751 00:44:29,701 --> 00:44:34,272 Hey, can I ask you something, woman to woman? 752 00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:36,875 Do you think this skirt does anything for me? 753 00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:40,078 Like I said, I'm really rather busy. 754 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,412 All right. 755 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,148 Well, sorry to bother you. 756 00:45:00,298 --> 00:45:01,900 Miss Carley. 757 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,469 I was just looking for you. 758 00:45:04,569 --> 00:45:05,649 The suspense is killing me. 759 00:45:05,676 --> 00:45:06,504 Did you read it? 760 00:45:06,604 --> 00:45:07,906 Yes, I did. 761 00:45:08,006 --> 00:45:10,575 OK, you read it. 762 00:45:10,675 --> 00:45:12,210 OK, you hated it. 763 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:13,310 No. 764 00:45:13,344 --> 00:45:15,513 Actually, I thought it was quite good. 765 00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:16,314 Really? 766 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:17,414 Really? 767 00:45:23,021 --> 00:45:25,156 Isn't that Sam? 768 00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:26,091 Oh. 769 00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:27,458 I don't know what to say. 770 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:30,261 Well, you could tell me there's more where those came from. 771 00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:31,096 There's more. 772 00:45:31,196 --> 00:45:31,897 Good. 773 00:45:31,997 --> 00:45:32,697 There's lots more. 774 00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:33,798 I'd like to see them. 775 00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:35,901 Bring them tomorrow to class with you. 776 00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:37,602 OK. 777 00:45:37,702 --> 00:45:39,971 People are going to get the wrong idea. 778 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:42,407 Yeah, sorry. 779 00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:43,508 I'll bring them. 780 00:45:43,608 --> 00:45:44,009 Right. 781 00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:45,109 Good. 782 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:55,585 Yeah, that was Sam. 783 00:45:57,789 --> 00:45:59,149 Something you want to talk about. 784 00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:06,196 [door closes] 785 00:46:08,607 --> 00:46:09,607 Hey. 786 00:46:09,634 --> 00:46:10,768 Hey, girl. 787 00:46:10,869 --> 00:46:11,870 What's up? 788 00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:15,673 Um, breakfast, lunch, and probably dinner. 789 00:46:18,343 --> 00:46:21,546 Those pills you gave me wore off midway through my third class. 790 00:46:24,649 --> 00:46:25,951 Where'd you get my key? 791 00:46:26,051 --> 00:46:27,152 What? 792 00:46:27,252 --> 00:46:30,922 I want to know, right now, where you got my key. 793 00:46:33,691 --> 00:46:38,096 I told you, I found it on the floor. 794 00:46:38,196 --> 00:46:41,032 You think you're pretty clever, don't you? 795 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:47,238 Let's see if you find this one on the bathroom floor. 796 00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:50,041 Well, Hun, you put it where no one will look. 797 00:46:57,648 --> 00:47:00,151 SAM: That's all the time we have for this morning. 798 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:02,287 Oh, also, as you may or may not know, 799 00:47:02,387 --> 00:47:05,156 the English department shaving its annual open house 800 00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:06,824 tonight at Sutter Hall. 801 00:47:06,925 --> 00:47:08,659 Nothing formal, just a chance for you 802 00:47:08,759 --> 00:47:12,263 to get acquainted with faculty and fellow students. 803 00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:14,403 And of course, you get a free meal, for those of you 804 00:47:14,430 --> 00:47:15,766 on a tight budget. 805 00:47:15,867 --> 00:47:17,135 8 o'clock sharp, be there. 806 00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:23,875 Hey, look, it's the teacher's pet, fellas. 807 00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:24,975 Fuck off. 808 00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:27,545 Oh, what a dirty little mouth you have. 809 00:47:27,645 --> 00:47:29,647 I love that in a woman. 810 00:47:29,747 --> 00:47:32,227 You know what, you should just go pedal your dimples somewhere 811 00:47:32,254 --> 00:47:34,519 else, monkey boy, because I am just not interested. 812 00:47:34,619 --> 00:47:37,255 Apparently, you don't know who I am. 813 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:40,892 Hey, Tony, tell teacher's pet here who she's talking to. 814 00:47:40,992 --> 00:47:45,163 Buddy Lyle... star quarterback of the Homeboy hornets. 815 00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:47,332 Now I know who you are. 816 00:47:47,432 --> 00:47:49,100 You're the fucker who's going to picking his balls up 817 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,560 off the floor if you don't get out 818 00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:51,961 of my way in about two seconds. 819 00:47:52,061 --> 00:47:53,338 Now move. 820 00:47:53,438 --> 00:47:55,473 Is there a problem here, Buddy? 821 00:47:55,573 --> 00:48:00,711 Uh, no problem, Mr.D. The young lady here 822 00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:03,081 and I were just talking football. 823 00:48:03,181 --> 00:48:04,581 Yeah, and I was just telling Buddy 824 00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:06,801 how I hope he throws a better pass in the game than he 825 00:48:06,901 --> 00:48:08,504 just through at me, huh, Buddy? 826 00:48:08,604 --> 00:48:09,955 [laughter] 827 00:48:10,055 --> 00:48:13,124 What are laughing at, huh? 828 00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:14,425 Sorry. 829 00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:17,395 Um, guys like that just, um, bring out the worst in me. 830 00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:19,130 That's OK. 831 00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:21,866 Is that for me? 832 00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:22,667 Yeah. 833 00:48:22,767 --> 00:48:29,640 Um, I feel really naked. 834 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:32,043 There's a lot of personal stuff in here. 835 00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:37,248 And uh, you're the first person I ever let read this. 836 00:48:37,348 --> 00:48:38,628 Well, then, I would be honored. 837 00:48:40,986 --> 00:48:44,289 Just be gentle, OK? 838 00:48:44,389 --> 00:48:45,389 OK. 839 00:48:51,196 --> 00:48:52,430 I can tell he wants me. 840 00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,532 LANEY: How can you tell that? 841 00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:57,102 A woman just knows. 842 00:48:57,202 --> 00:49:00,571 You know, it's a lookin their eye, the things 843 00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:03,374 they say, things they don't say. 844 00:49:06,077 --> 00:49:07,512 Aren't you going to get dressed? 845 00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:08,913 LANEY: What for? 846 00:49:09,014 --> 00:49:11,649 We are going to a party. 847 00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:14,552 A party? 848 00:49:14,652 --> 00:49:16,921 The English department's open house. 849 00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:18,756 Cool. 850 00:49:18,856 --> 00:49:21,659 Um, but I'm not taking English this semester. 851 00:49:21,759 --> 00:49:23,461 You sure it's OK? 852 00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:24,795 Of course. 853 00:49:24,895 --> 00:49:28,799 They can't stop me from bringing my best friend, can they? 854 00:49:28,899 --> 00:49:31,536 Best friend? 855 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:33,404 Really? 856 00:49:33,504 --> 00:49:34,504 Sure. 857 00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:41,079 I never had a best friend before. 858 00:49:41,179 --> 00:49:43,081 Laney, I have a feeling that we're 859 00:49:43,181 --> 00:49:44,501 going to be doing a lot of things 860 00:49:44,601 --> 00:49:45,902 that you have never done before. 861 00:49:46,002 --> 00:49:47,552 Now come and get dressed. 862 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:50,088 I... I can't go. 863 00:49:50,188 --> 00:49:50,921 What? 864 00:49:51,022 --> 00:49:52,157 Why not? 865 00:49:52,257 --> 00:49:54,125 Look at me. 866 00:49:54,225 --> 00:49:55,760 I mean, what will I wear? 867 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:57,795 I hate my clothes. 868 00:49:57,895 --> 00:49:59,655 Well, I've got plenty of stuff you can wear. 869 00:49:59,682 --> 00:50:00,682 Come on, take your pick. 870 00:50:03,134 --> 00:50:06,371 This would be perfect for you. 871 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:07,471 Come here. 872 00:50:10,075 --> 00:50:11,542 My god. 873 00:50:11,642 --> 00:50:12,642 What do you think? 874 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,182 But what about my hair? 875 00:50:17,282 --> 00:50:19,584 I mean, I hate my hair. 876 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:20,684 Hold on. 877 00:50:25,423 --> 00:50:27,525 OK, sit back. 878 00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:28,625 Relax. 879 00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:35,066 And the doctor is in. 880 00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:43,574 Hi. 881 00:50:43,674 --> 00:50:45,176 I'm Sheila, Sheila Lipton. 882 00:50:45,276 --> 00:50:48,579 We're in the creative writing class together. 883 00:50:48,679 --> 00:50:50,047 Kathy this is Tracy Carley. 884 00:50:50,148 --> 00:50:53,351 Um, her father owns Carley Hotels. 885 00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:55,553 So very nice to meet you. 886 00:50:55,653 --> 00:50:58,456 Kathy and I are sisters. 887 00:50:58,556 --> 00:50:59,857 You don't look like sisters. 888 00:50:59,957 --> 00:51:01,759 [laughter] 889 00:51:01,859 --> 00:51:02,727 No. 890 00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:05,663 In a sorority, Tri Delta. 891 00:51:05,763 --> 00:51:08,599 We were wondering, with rush week coming up and everything, 892 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:10,059 we were wondering if you had given 893 00:51:10,086 --> 00:51:11,669 any thought as to how you might pledge. 894 00:51:11,769 --> 00:51:12,470 Yeah. 895 00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:14,105 Yeah, I have. 896 00:51:14,205 --> 00:51:18,409 I pledge not to hang outwith phonies like you. 897 00:51:18,509 --> 00:51:19,944 (MOCKINGLY) We're sisters. 898 00:51:20,044 --> 00:51:22,012 Hey. 899 00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:22,980 You see? 900 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,549 What'd I tell you, guys? 901 00:51:24,649 --> 00:51:25,649 I knew she was a dyke. 902 00:51:25,716 --> 00:51:28,386 Just ignore him, all right? 903 00:51:28,486 --> 00:51:29,320 Hey. 904 00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:31,055 What's your name, sweetheart? 905 00:51:31,156 --> 00:51:31,856 Laney. 906 00:51:31,956 --> 00:51:34,091 Buddy, leave her alone. 907 00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:35,326 She's a big girl. 908 00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:38,028 Why don't we let her speak for herself. 909 00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:39,964 You a man hater, too, Laney? 910 00:51:40,064 --> 00:51:40,831 No. 911 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:41,632 Listen to me. 912 00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:42,867 I don't hate men. 913 00:51:42,967 --> 00:51:44,235 I just hate little boys who have to wave their dicks 914 00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:45,735 in everyone's face to get attention. 915 00:51:45,736 --> 00:51:50,375 [laughs] Hey, carpet munch, ditch the fish, get your wish. 916 00:51:50,475 --> 00:51:51,475 Hey, Buddy. 917 00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:57,982 Hey, give it a rest. 918 00:52:03,888 --> 00:52:05,055 So I was hoping I would run into you. 919 00:52:05,156 --> 00:52:06,023 You got a minute? 920 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,123 Yeah, sure. 921 00:52:18,169 --> 00:52:21,939 I've been, uh, writing most of my life. 922 00:52:22,039 --> 00:52:23,519 And I've been teaching for five years. 923 00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:27,245 So I like to think that I can recognize talent when I see it. 924 00:52:27,345 --> 00:52:28,879 Oh god. 925 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,148 Here it comes. 926 00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:33,318 I'd like to show your works to my publisher, 927 00:52:33,418 --> 00:52:36,153 with your commission, of course. 928 00:52:36,254 --> 00:52:36,954 Really? 929 00:52:37,054 --> 00:52:37,788 Yeah. 930 00:52:37,888 --> 00:52:39,088 I mean, I think you're gifted. 931 00:52:39,115 --> 00:52:42,760 And I think the world needs to know about it. 932 00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:43,860 Oh my god. 933 00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:53,638 You are a real piece of work, you know that? 934 00:52:53,738 --> 00:52:55,573 Excuse me. 935 00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,576 I don't know what Carla ever saw in you in the first place. 936 00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:03,248 Listen, Jim, you got what you wanted, so don't push it. 937 00:53:03,348 --> 00:53:05,650 What I want is to see Carla happy. 938 00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:06,584 Well, good. 939 00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:08,586 Then I hope both of you are happy. 940 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,988 Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like 941 00:53:11,088 --> 00:53:14,325 to get back to speaking to the young lady. 942 00:53:14,425 --> 00:53:15,826 Sure thing. 943 00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:18,396 I guess some people just don't mind shitting where they eat. 944 00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:21,531 Oh my god. 945 00:53:27,772 --> 00:53:29,073 What are you doing? 946 00:53:29,173 --> 00:53:33,578 Next time you got something to tell me, you do it in person. 947 00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:37,014 I don't ever want to talk to you again, ever. 948 00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:45,422 You OK? 949 00:53:48,826 --> 00:53:50,728 I think I'd just better leave. 950 00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:51,828 Sam. 951 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:02,139 [engine stalling] 952 00:54:11,115 --> 00:54:13,050 You made a fool out of me tonight. 953 00:54:13,150 --> 00:54:14,950 No, you did that all on your own, sweetheart. 954 00:54:14,977 --> 00:54:18,423 Where do you think you're going, huh? 955 00:54:18,523 --> 00:54:20,758 You know what, I am really not in the mood for you, 956 00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:23,260 so move out of my way. 957 00:54:23,361 --> 00:54:24,762 [gasps] 958 00:54:24,862 --> 00:54:28,499 You're forgetting, I'm a lot stronger than you are, 959 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,801 so it won't do you any good to struggle. 960 00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:36,474 Yeah, you are strong, aren't you? 961 00:54:36,574 --> 00:54:38,609 I kind of like that. 962 00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:41,245 It kind of turns me on, you know? 963 00:54:41,346 --> 00:54:42,747 Come on. 964 00:54:42,847 --> 00:54:44,315 Just show me how strong you are. 965 00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:45,215 Come on. 966 00:54:45,316 --> 00:54:47,051 Come here. 967 00:54:47,151 --> 00:54:48,419 [shouts] 968 00:54:57,495 --> 00:54:59,897 Mr. Dean, look what she did to me. 969 00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:01,077 I'm going to need stitches. 970 00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:02,778 Yeah, and I suppose you want me to believe 971 00:55:02,805 --> 00:55:04,101 you didn't have it coming. 972 00:55:04,201 --> 00:55:04,902 You OK? 973 00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:07,071 Ow. 974 00:55:07,171 --> 00:55:08,539 I think I sprained it. 975 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,541 You could have damaged my throwing arm. 976 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:11,942 Tell it to the sheriff. 977 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,277 What? 978 00:55:13,378 --> 00:55:14,378 No, no. 979 00:55:14,379 --> 00:55:15,613 You don't need to call the sheriff. 980 00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:17,081 I don't want to make a big deal out of this. 981 00:55:17,181 --> 00:55:18,181 No, it is a big deal. 982 00:55:18,215 --> 00:55:19,655 He's been harassing you from day one. 983 00:55:19,682 --> 00:55:21,017 I think we're even. 984 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,559 All right, listen, you ever do something like this again, 985 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,695 you're not going to have an arm to throw with. 986 00:55:30,795 --> 00:55:31,962 Do we understand one another? 987 00:55:35,866 --> 00:55:38,936 Get out of here. 988 00:55:39,036 --> 00:55:40,538 You OK? 989 00:55:40,638 --> 00:55:42,106 Is it this one here? 990 00:55:42,206 --> 00:55:43,541 Yeah, I'm all right. 991 00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:44,641 I'm all right. 992 00:55:52,223 --> 00:55:53,223 Ow. 993 00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:56,020 I think it's... it's swollen. 994 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,440 Just lay back here on the couch. 995 00:55:57,522 --> 00:55:58,522 OK. 996 00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:09,058 Let's get some ice on that ankle. 997 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:30,154 94 Oakwoods, nice. 998 00:56:30,254 --> 00:56:31,756 You know your wine. 999 00:56:31,856 --> 00:56:32,957 Yeah, don't be surprised. 1000 00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:37,662 I mean, uh, my dad had quite a collection. 1001 00:56:37,762 --> 00:56:39,842 You know, we used to have a glass of wine with dinner 1002 00:56:39,869 --> 00:56:41,966 every night. 1003 00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:43,066 Got a cork screw? 1004 00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:51,208 It's probably not a good idea. 1005 00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:53,110 Oh, come on. 1006 00:56:53,210 --> 00:56:55,513 Medicinal purposes only. 1007 00:56:55,613 --> 00:56:57,515 After the night we both had, I think 1008 00:56:57,615 --> 00:57:02,319 we could use a glass of wine, don't you? 1009 00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:11,395 So I tell my publisher this next book 1010 00:57:11,496 --> 00:57:13,931 is going to break the bank. 1011 00:57:14,031 --> 00:57:16,066 So they gave me a nice fat advance, 1012 00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:21,506 out of which I bought my Harley and my sunburst Les Paul. 1013 00:57:21,606 --> 00:57:25,743 To date, I haven't written one word. 1014 00:57:25,843 --> 00:57:27,678 Nothing. 1015 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:28,778 I'm blocked. 1016 00:57:32,717 --> 00:57:34,785 And they're expecting a draft next month. 1017 00:57:39,023 --> 00:57:41,859 Maybe you just need some inspiration. 1018 00:57:51,435 --> 00:57:56,607 Yeah, well, um, I'd better get you back to the dorm. 1019 00:57:56,707 --> 00:57:57,808 Oh. 1020 00:57:57,908 --> 00:58:00,277 You know, it's... it's after 11:00. 1021 00:58:00,377 --> 00:58:01,211 Really? 1022 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,514 Whoa. 1023 00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:04,982 Time flies when... 1024 00:58:05,082 --> 00:58:06,082 This isn't good. 1025 00:58:10,855 --> 00:58:15,560 Well, do you have a guest room? 1026 00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:16,493 Guest room? 1027 00:58:16,594 --> 00:58:19,897 Yeah, at your place. 1028 00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:23,801 Or we can go to a motel. 1029 00:58:23,901 --> 00:58:24,735 Motel. 1030 00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:25,835 Yeah. 1031 00:58:25,870 --> 00:58:29,707 Well, you can drop me off at a motel. 1032 00:58:29,807 --> 00:58:30,507 A motel? 1033 00:58:30,608 --> 00:58:31,408 Yeah, yeah. 1034 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:32,376 You know what, I'll be fine. 1035 00:58:32,476 --> 00:58:35,379 So yeah. 1036 00:58:35,479 --> 00:58:36,981 Ow, ow, ow. 1037 00:59:37,474 --> 00:59:40,377 That was incredible. 1038 00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:45,349 Yeah, it was. 1039 00:59:45,449 --> 00:59:47,852 You want to know a secret? 1040 00:59:47,952 --> 00:59:48,952 What? 1041 00:59:48,953 --> 00:59:51,388 OK. 1042 00:59:51,488 --> 00:59:52,690 That was my first time. 1043 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:56,894 What? 1044 00:59:56,994 --> 00:59:57,994 You're kidding, right? 1045 00:59:58,028 --> 00:59:59,028 No. 1046 01:00:01,031 --> 01:00:02,031 Jesus. 1047 01:00:04,368 --> 01:00:05,636 You should have told me. 1048 01:00:05,736 --> 01:00:06,503 Are you mad? 1049 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:07,304 No. 1050 01:00:07,404 --> 01:00:09,239 I'm just surprised. 1051 01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:13,477 It's just, you know, waiting for the right person, 1052 01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:17,715 someone special, like you. 1053 01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:21,118 You know what I want now? 1054 01:00:21,218 --> 01:00:22,086 What? 1055 01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:23,553 My second time. 1056 01:00:28,525 --> 01:00:29,894 I can't do this. 1057 01:00:29,994 --> 01:00:30,994 What do you... what? 1058 01:00:34,405 --> 01:00:35,405 What are you doing? 1059 01:00:35,432 --> 01:00:38,268 SAM: I can't do this. 1060 01:00:38,368 --> 01:00:40,905 You are mad. 1061 01:00:41,005 --> 01:00:42,106 No, I'm no mad. 1062 01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:45,876 I mean, to be honest with you, I'm mad at myself. 1063 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:47,936 This whole evening, this should have never happen. 1064 01:00:47,963 --> 01:00:49,546 I'm your teacher. 1065 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:50,380 It's OK. 1066 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,317 No, it's not OK. 1067 01:00:53,417 --> 01:00:55,085 We drank too much wine. 1068 01:00:55,185 --> 01:00:57,287 Come on, I'll take you to that motel. 1069 01:00:57,387 --> 01:00:58,689 No. 1070 01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:01,070 You just... you just need sometime to get used to the idea. 1071 01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:02,392 No. 1072 01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:03,492 No. 1073 01:01:07,765 --> 01:01:11,135 I don't understand how you can make love to me one minute, 1074 01:01:11,235 --> 01:01:13,437 and then the next... 1075 01:01:13,537 --> 01:01:15,639 Tracy, look, you're a terrific girl. 1076 01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:16,774 You're very beautiful. 1077 01:01:16,874 --> 01:01:19,476 You're very bright and very talented. 1078 01:01:19,576 --> 01:01:23,380 But right now, my life is a little bit too complicated. 1079 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:24,815 I'm a complication? 1080 01:01:24,915 --> 01:01:26,083 No. 1081 01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:27,184 Please. 1082 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:29,653 I'm sorry. 1083 01:01:29,754 --> 01:01:31,221 I really like you. 1084 01:01:31,321 --> 01:01:33,824 No, you know what? 1085 01:01:33,924 --> 01:01:36,326 I understand. 1086 01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:37,426 I'll leave. 1087 01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:53,510 [crying] 1088 01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:13,363 [banging] 1089 01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:25,675 What are you doing? 1090 01:02:25,776 --> 01:02:26,476 Can you let me in? 1091 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:28,245 I'll explain later. 1092 01:02:28,345 --> 01:02:29,646 I can't. 1093 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,581 The alarm will go off. 1094 01:02:31,681 --> 01:02:33,050 I made a copy of the key. 1095 01:02:33,150 --> 01:02:35,152 It's under my desk. 1096 01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:38,088 No you tell me. 1097 01:02:38,188 --> 01:02:41,358 Can you do it before the sun comes up? 1098 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:42,827 All right, all right. 1099 01:02:50,534 --> 01:02:51,534 Thank you. 1100 01:02:59,944 --> 01:03:00,944 Gotcha. 1101 01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:07,184 And I'm reporting both of you to the dean. 1102 01:03:12,222 --> 01:03:15,559 We're fucked. 1103 01:03:15,659 --> 01:03:17,161 I could lose my scholarship. 1104 01:03:17,261 --> 01:03:20,364 You know, the dean's office will call our parents. 1105 01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:22,399 Tracy, I don't exactly relish the idea 1106 01:03:22,499 --> 01:03:25,435 of my dad coming up here. 1107 01:03:25,535 --> 01:03:26,636 Tracy! 1108 01:03:26,736 --> 01:03:28,138 Our parents. 1109 01:03:28,238 --> 01:03:29,273 Our parents? 1110 01:03:29,373 --> 01:03:30,373 Yes. 1111 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:34,744 I'll take care of it. 1112 01:03:34,845 --> 01:03:38,215 Go back to bed. 1113 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:39,583 I'll take care of it. 1114 01:03:48,592 --> 01:03:49,894 What do you want? 1115 01:03:49,994 --> 01:03:55,065 Listen to me, um, I'm actually really sorry. 1116 01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:56,533 I don't want to hear it. 1117 01:03:56,633 --> 01:04:00,037 Well, can you at least then hear me out? 1118 01:04:00,137 --> 01:04:01,005 [slam] 1119 01:04:01,105 --> 01:04:02,973 SYDNEY: I don't have to hear you out. 1120 01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:05,943 You think I don't know all about spoiled little rich girls 1121 01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:07,144 like you? 1122 01:04:07,244 --> 01:04:10,647 How you think the world just revolves around you. 1123 01:04:10,747 --> 01:04:15,552 Everybody's always kissing your moneyed little ass. 1124 01:04:15,652 --> 01:04:18,622 Guess what, sweetheart, not this time. 1125 01:04:22,927 --> 01:04:25,329 All right, how much? 1126 01:04:25,429 --> 01:04:26,830 SYDNEY: What? 1127 01:04:26,931 --> 01:04:29,799 How much money is it going to take to shut you up, Sydney? 1128 01:04:39,243 --> 01:04:41,946 $10,000. 1129 01:04:42,046 --> 01:04:46,416 $10,000? 1130 01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:48,418 Make it $20,000. 1131 01:04:48,518 --> 01:04:49,518 You still want to argue? 1132 01:04:57,827 --> 01:05:00,597 All right. 1133 01:05:00,697 --> 01:05:02,499 All right, Sydney. 1134 01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:05,069 In my hand by noon. 1135 01:05:11,141 --> 01:05:13,010 [shower running] 1136 01:05:40,504 --> 01:05:41,905 What do you think you doing? 1137 01:05:42,006 --> 01:05:44,408 Blow me. 1138 01:05:44,508 --> 01:05:47,877 [groaning] 1139 01:05:52,482 --> 01:05:55,852 [screaming] 1140 01:06:03,427 --> 01:06:08,065 You know, they say most accidents happen in the home. 1141 01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:19,643 Not so fast. 1142 01:06:19,743 --> 01:06:23,213 I'd like to ask you two about this unfortunate incident. 1143 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:24,313 Incident? 1144 01:06:24,381 --> 01:06:26,883 I thought you said it was an accident. 1145 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,985 You suspect foul play? 1146 01:06:29,086 --> 01:06:30,187 Oh, no, not really. 1147 01:06:30,287 --> 01:06:31,955 It's routine, for the record. 1148 01:06:32,056 --> 01:06:33,890 We're asking all the girls on the floor 1149 01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:38,228 if they might happen to remember to have heard something or seen 1150 01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:40,064 something out of the ordinary this morning 1151 01:06:40,164 --> 01:06:41,698 prior to the accident. 1152 01:06:41,798 --> 01:06:42,866 No, sir. 1153 01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:46,670 We were sleeping like two little cherubs. 1154 01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:48,505 Well, thank you. 1155 01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:49,605 Thank you. 1156 01:06:52,109 --> 01:06:54,544 What the hell's a cherub? 1157 01:06:54,644 --> 01:06:56,846 Tracy? 1158 01:06:56,946 --> 01:06:58,115 Yeah. 1159 01:06:58,215 --> 01:07:00,684 Uh, I was just wondering what you meant last night 1160 01:07:00,784 --> 01:07:02,986 when you said you'd take care of it. 1161 01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:04,588 What? 1162 01:07:04,688 --> 01:07:05,955 With Sydney, last night. 1163 01:07:06,056 --> 01:07:08,092 You said you'd take care of it, and I 1164 01:07:08,192 --> 01:07:10,360 was just curious what happened. 1165 01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:12,429 Oh, yeah, I paid her money. 1166 01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:13,797 What? 1167 01:07:13,897 --> 01:07:16,400 $2,000 to be exact. 1168 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:18,268 You bribed her? 1169 01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:21,171 DEBBIE: Well, yeah, it was her idea, actually. 1170 01:07:21,271 --> 01:07:24,007 I can't believe you gave her $2,000. 1171 01:07:24,108 --> 01:07:26,428 Well, I didn't kill her, if that's what you're driving at. 1172 01:07:32,482 --> 01:07:34,618 Look, I went to the bank, to the ATM machine. 1173 01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:37,121 And I brought the money back to Sydney, who didn't thank me, 1174 01:07:37,221 --> 01:07:38,221 I might add. 1175 01:07:38,222 --> 01:07:39,302 She went and took a shower. 1176 01:07:39,356 --> 01:07:41,276 I went to take a walk to think about how I wasted 1177 01:07:41,303 --> 01:07:43,393 $2,000 on that ungrateful bitch. 1178 01:07:43,493 --> 01:07:45,229 It was an accident, Laney. 1179 01:07:45,329 --> 01:07:46,329 OK? 1180 01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:48,832 Now granted, she was a first class bitch, 1181 01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:51,135 and you don't see me crying any tears over the fact 1182 01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:53,170 that she fried herself. 1183 01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:57,073 Do I look like a killer to you? 1184 01:07:57,174 --> 01:07:58,174 No. 1185 01:07:58,242 --> 01:08:01,211 Of course not. 1186 01:08:01,311 --> 01:08:02,712 I'm sorry. 1187 01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:03,812 OK? 1188 01:08:03,847 --> 01:08:05,287 Just give me your share of the $2,000 1189 01:08:05,387 --> 01:08:06,722 and we'll call it even, OK? 1190 01:08:06,822 --> 01:08:09,286 Um, I... I don't... 1191 01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:11,455 Laney, I'm kidding. 1192 01:08:11,555 --> 01:08:12,555 Oh. 1193 01:08:21,798 --> 01:08:25,369 Listen, Carla, I don't want to talk about this right now, OK? 1194 01:08:25,469 --> 01:08:26,669 Sam, can we take this inside? 1195 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:46,190 OK, I realize that I made a huge mistake ever getting 1196 01:08:46,290 --> 01:08:47,857 involved with you in the first place. 1197 01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,277 That's just something that I will 1198 01:08:49,304 --> 01:08:51,661 have to learn to deal with on my own. 1199 01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:53,763 Excuse me, you made the mistake? 1200 01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:55,565 Just shut up, Sam. 1201 01:08:55,665 --> 01:08:57,234 It took everything I could muster 1202 01:08:57,334 --> 01:09:00,204 to come down here and just talk to you. 1203 01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:03,407 So the least that you can do is hear me out. 1204 01:09:03,507 --> 01:09:04,841 OK, fine. 1205 01:09:04,941 --> 01:09:08,645 Would you hurry up, because I got a class to go teach. 1206 01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:13,149 I've gone over this a million times in my head, 1207 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:16,286 and there's just no easy way to say it. 1208 01:09:16,386 --> 01:09:17,386 So I'm going to be blunt. 1209 01:09:20,224 --> 01:09:22,392 I'm pregnant, and you're the father. 1210 01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:29,399 Uh, are you sure? 1211 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,435 I mean, are you sure that it's mine? 1212 01:09:31,535 --> 01:09:34,003 I mean, it's not Jim's? 1213 01:09:34,103 --> 01:09:36,706 Jim has nothing to do with this. 1214 01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:39,676 Well, I was just asking because you have been with Jim. 1215 01:09:39,776 --> 01:09:40,510 Jim? 1216 01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:42,111 Where would you get that idea? 1217 01:09:42,212 --> 01:09:43,247 You. 1218 01:09:43,347 --> 01:09:44,348 You told me yourself. 1219 01:09:44,448 --> 01:09:45,682 Me? 1220 01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:48,318 Email, the night after you said you wanted time alone. 1221 01:09:48,418 --> 01:09:52,222 You told me through email that you were seeing somebody else. 1222 01:09:52,322 --> 01:09:53,390 What? 1223 01:09:53,490 --> 01:09:55,191 No, I didn't. 1224 01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:56,293 You didn't? 1225 01:09:56,393 --> 01:09:58,094 You're not seeing someone? 1226 01:09:58,194 --> 01:10:01,565 No, not really. 1227 01:10:01,665 --> 01:10:02,732 Not really? 1228 01:10:02,832 --> 01:10:04,934 No, I am not seeing someone else. 1229 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:08,905 Not even Tracy Carley? 1230 01:10:09,005 --> 01:10:10,073 Tracy Carley? 1231 01:10:10,173 --> 01:10:12,141 Well, she came into my office looking 1232 01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:13,910 for you saying that you guys had a date. 1233 01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:17,647 No, I am not seeing Tracy Carley. 1234 01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:20,884 You're not seeing Jim? 1235 01:10:20,984 --> 01:10:21,984 No. 1236 01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:33,897 Then I don't get it. 1237 01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:35,265 Well, that makes two of us. 1238 01:10:38,368 --> 01:10:41,405 Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant the other day? 1239 01:10:41,505 --> 01:10:43,307 Because I was confused. 1240 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,945 I didn't know how you would take it. 1241 01:10:49,045 --> 01:10:50,580 And I've been so emotional, I must 1242 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:55,285 have taken that pregnancy test 100 times. 1243 01:10:55,385 --> 01:10:56,753 [chuckles] 1244 01:11:06,630 --> 01:11:07,964 Hello. 1245 01:11:08,064 --> 01:11:11,301 What are you doing? 1246 01:11:11,401 --> 01:11:12,536 Celebrating. 1247 01:11:12,636 --> 01:11:15,905 Right here, in your office? 1248 01:11:16,005 --> 01:11:17,006 Want me to stop? 1249 01:12:23,373 --> 01:12:25,609 So we were working on something and, uh... 1250 01:12:25,709 --> 01:12:27,269 Project that we're working on together. 1251 01:12:27,296 --> 01:12:28,296 Yeah, right. 1252 01:12:28,311 --> 01:12:29,831 And then, boom, the thing comes sailing 1253 01:12:29,931 --> 01:12:31,032 right through the window. 1254 01:12:31,132 --> 01:12:33,282 I see. 1255 01:12:33,383 --> 01:12:35,018 Did you see anyone in the vicinity 1256 01:12:35,118 --> 01:12:37,353 when you first came in? 1257 01:12:37,454 --> 01:12:40,390 No. 1258 01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:42,559 Anybody got it in for you, Professor? 1259 01:12:42,659 --> 01:12:43,659 Excuse me? 1260 01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:44,660 Enemies. 1261 01:12:44,661 --> 01:12:47,397 Do you have any enemies... an ex-student 1262 01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:49,999 with a bad grade, an ex-girlfriend 1263 01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:51,167 with a bad attitude? 1264 01:12:51,267 --> 01:12:53,537 Hm? 1265 01:12:53,637 --> 01:12:55,972 OK, well, I guess that about wraps it up, then. 1266 01:12:56,072 --> 01:12:58,975 Aren't you going to take the rock and run some 1267 01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:01,945 fingerprints or something? 1268 01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:04,013 I'm afraid we won't find much of anything 1269 01:13:04,113 --> 01:13:05,214 on something like that. 1270 01:13:29,338 --> 01:13:30,607 Tracy. 1271 01:13:30,707 --> 01:13:32,842 You trapped him. 1272 01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:33,942 What? 1273 01:13:33,977 --> 01:13:36,045 You couldn't have him fair and square, 1274 01:13:36,145 --> 01:13:39,849 and now you're pretending to be pregnant. 1275 01:13:39,949 --> 01:13:40,784 Hm. 1276 01:13:40,884 --> 01:13:41,885 How did you get in here? 1277 01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:43,720 Do you believe in soul mates? 1278 01:13:43,820 --> 01:13:46,556 I believe it's time for you to get out of my office. 1279 01:13:46,656 --> 01:13:48,592 Mm, I do. 1280 01:13:48,692 --> 01:13:50,259 I believe there's a special person 1281 01:13:50,359 --> 01:13:54,230 out there for each and every one of us. 1282 01:13:54,330 --> 01:13:56,666 We're predestined to meet and live happily 1283 01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:59,903 ever after with that one special person. 1284 01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:04,073 Sometimes you don't even see it, and bah! 1285 01:14:04,173 --> 01:14:07,844 And we let them slide right through our fingers. 1286 01:14:07,944 --> 01:14:10,346 I think I've heard enough. 1287 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:14,417 I think that you know it when you 1288 01:14:14,518 --> 01:14:17,353 meet that one special person. 1289 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:22,225 If you just open up your heart, and I don't think that you 1290 01:14:22,325 --> 01:14:26,062 should let anyone or anything stand 1291 01:14:26,162 --> 01:14:29,499 between you and that one person. 1292 01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:31,835 It was you. 1293 01:14:31,935 --> 01:14:34,337 You through that rock. 1294 01:14:34,437 --> 01:14:35,772 Just a little warning. 1295 01:14:35,872 --> 01:14:37,240 Warning? 1296 01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:41,110 Are you threatening me? 1297 01:14:41,210 --> 01:14:44,981 I don't make threats. 1298 01:14:45,081 --> 01:14:47,884 Stay away from Sam. 1299 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:48,984 Thank you. 1300 01:15:04,534 --> 01:15:05,534 [beeps] 1301 01:15:10,306 --> 01:15:12,609 Laughing, that's where I know you from. 1302 01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:21,449 [beeps] 1303 01:15:25,655 --> 01:15:26,655 [beeps] 1304 01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:32,395 Now you can see why I hate computers. 1305 01:15:32,495 --> 01:15:33,863 It's you. 1306 01:15:33,963 --> 01:15:36,966 You killed those people? 1307 01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:37,934 Laney. 1308 01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:40,369 Laney, Laney, listen. 1309 01:15:40,469 --> 01:15:44,708 Can't you see that some people deserve to die, Laney... 1310 01:15:44,808 --> 01:15:49,579 Bad people, mean people, and stupid people. 1311 01:15:49,679 --> 01:15:51,848 No! 1312 01:15:51,948 --> 01:15:54,017 Laney, Laney. 1313 01:15:54,117 --> 01:15:54,951 No, no. 1314 01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:56,371 I don't want to hurt you, Laney. 1315 01:15:56,398 --> 01:15:56,886 No. 1316 01:15:56,986 --> 01:15:58,788 Laney, no, shh. 1317 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,590 Laney, give me the phone. 1318 01:16:00,690 --> 01:16:01,690 Laney. 1319 01:16:01,691 --> 01:16:05,028 [screaming] 1320 01:16:19,876 --> 01:16:23,212 [crying] 1321 01:16:40,697 --> 01:16:41,697 Hm. 1322 01:16:48,437 --> 01:16:50,807 I think I know who did this. 1323 01:16:50,907 --> 01:16:52,041 But I didn't know. 1324 01:16:52,141 --> 01:16:54,221 She kept saying that she didn't want to live anymore. 1325 01:16:54,248 --> 01:16:57,747 Do you know why she didn't want to live anymore? 1326 01:16:57,847 --> 01:16:59,215 No. 1327 01:16:59,315 --> 01:17:01,350 But I know that she was really depressed, you know, 1328 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,853 because her parents were pushing her too hard. 1329 01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:07,691 And she was taking a lot of these. 1330 01:17:07,791 --> 01:17:09,151 And it wasn't even just the pills. 1331 01:17:09,158 --> 01:17:10,558 I mean, she was... she was drinking 1332 01:17:10,585 --> 01:17:12,228 and she was it sneaking out. 1333 01:17:12,328 --> 01:17:14,363 And then she started smoking cigars. 1334 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:15,631 Cigars? 1335 01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:18,267 Yes. 1336 01:17:18,367 --> 01:17:19,447 I tried to stop her, I did. 1337 01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:22,438 And she was... she was crying out for help, 1338 01:17:22,538 --> 01:17:24,841 and I couldn't even help her. 1339 01:17:24,941 --> 01:17:29,078 Miss Carley, is there anything we can do for you? 1340 01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:31,781 The college has counselors for this sort of thing. 1341 01:17:34,851 --> 01:17:36,886 No. 1342 01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:38,855 I'll be all right. 1343 01:17:38,955 --> 01:17:40,189 Thank you, though. 1344 01:17:40,289 --> 01:17:41,324 You've been really kind. 1345 01:17:56,646 --> 01:17:57,646 Hi. 1346 01:17:57,673 --> 01:17:59,776 Do you know where Tracy Carley is? 1347 01:17:59,876 --> 01:18:04,380 Uh, yeah, she's probably at the Crisis Counselor Center. 1348 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:05,481 Crisis Counselor? 1349 01:18:05,581 --> 01:18:06,983 Well, where's that? 1350 01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:10,286 Well, didn't you hear? 1351 01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:11,654 Her roommate committed suicide. 1352 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:18,394 Yeah, the girl in the brown sweater 1353 01:18:18,494 --> 01:18:21,630 was with another girl, pretty brunette. 1354 01:18:21,731 --> 01:18:23,833 Sam was chatting her up. 1355 01:18:23,933 --> 01:18:24,933 Sam? 1356 01:19:03,973 --> 01:19:06,342 I'm sorry about last night. 1357 01:19:06,442 --> 01:19:08,912 No, it's my fault. 1358 01:19:09,012 --> 01:19:10,012 I love you. 1359 01:20:36,265 --> 01:20:37,265 [door opening] 1360 01:20:39,302 --> 01:20:40,302 Surprise. 1361 01:20:43,272 --> 01:20:45,541 What's she doing here? 1362 01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:48,811 How did you get in here? 1363 01:20:48,912 --> 01:20:51,847 I cooked you dinner and I wrote you a poem. 1364 01:20:55,551 --> 01:20:58,387 It's about how we made love last night. 1365 01:20:58,487 --> 01:20:59,655 What? 1366 01:20:59,755 --> 01:21:02,391 Carla, I... 1367 01:21:02,491 --> 01:21:05,895 Apparently there are a few things you conveniently 1368 01:21:05,995 --> 01:21:08,564 left out of our earlier conversation. 1369 01:21:08,664 --> 01:21:11,200 Goodbye, Sam. 1370 01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:13,769 Carla, wait. 1371 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:17,673 Tracy, I had a little bit too much to drink last night. 1372 01:21:17,773 --> 01:21:20,409 We both had a little bit too much to drink. 1373 01:21:20,509 --> 01:21:21,544 It was a mistake. 1374 01:21:21,644 --> 01:21:23,612 No, because there was more. 1375 01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:26,983 I... I could see it in your eyes when you made love to me. 1376 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:29,352 Tracy, Carla's going to have my baby. 1377 01:21:29,452 --> 01:21:33,056 I've asked her to marry me. 1378 01:21:33,156 --> 01:21:34,924 She's lying. 1379 01:21:35,024 --> 01:21:37,293 She's trying to trick you. 1380 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:39,095 She's not the one for you, Sam. 1381 01:21:39,195 --> 01:21:40,763 I'm the one for you. 1382 01:21:40,863 --> 01:21:42,431 We don't even know each other. 1383 01:21:42,531 --> 01:21:44,367 I know you. 1384 01:21:44,467 --> 01:21:47,903 I've been waiting my whole life for you. 1385 01:21:48,004 --> 01:21:48,837 Please. 1386 01:21:48,938 --> 01:21:50,373 I let you inside me. 1387 01:21:50,473 --> 01:21:52,441 Tracy, I love Carla. 1388 01:21:56,445 --> 01:21:58,014 I hate her. 1389 01:21:58,114 --> 01:21:59,448 She's got you confused. 1390 01:21:59,548 --> 01:22:01,850 She's... you don't know what you're saying. 1391 01:22:01,951 --> 01:22:03,786 It isn't fair, because I love you. 1392 01:22:03,886 --> 01:22:05,121 Tracy, listen to me. 1393 01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:08,691 I'm sorry if I hurt you, but I want you to believe this 1394 01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:13,096 when I tell you, I don't love you. 1395 01:22:13,196 --> 01:22:14,063 Understand that? 1396 01:22:14,163 --> 01:22:17,000 And I want you to leave. 1397 01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:18,534 I wish she was dead. 1398 01:22:39,022 --> 01:22:42,525 Bartender said he saw you talking to her that night. 1399 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:44,793 Well, she's a student of mine. 1400 01:22:44,893 --> 01:22:47,096 I spoke to her briefly during the break. 1401 01:22:47,196 --> 01:22:48,197 What's this about? 1402 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:49,777 We think she may have been involved... 1403 01:22:49,804 --> 01:22:51,734 Uh, we just wanted to ask her a few questions. 1404 01:22:51,834 --> 01:22:53,169 We haven't been able to find her. 1405 01:22:53,269 --> 01:22:54,829 Do you have any idea where she might be? 1406 01:22:54,903 --> 01:22:56,463 Well, as a matter of fact, she was here 1407 01:22:56,490 --> 01:22:58,541 just a few minutes ago, and she left. 1408 01:22:58,641 --> 01:22:59,675 She was here? 1409 01:22:59,775 --> 01:23:02,045 That's right. 1410 01:23:02,145 --> 01:23:06,615 Students do that often, come to your house? 1411 01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:08,851 Sure, sometimes. 1412 01:23:08,951 --> 01:23:13,122 Well, do you know where she might have gone now? 1413 01:23:13,222 --> 01:23:15,491 I don't know. 1414 01:23:15,591 --> 01:23:17,560 She seemed pretty upset, so I assumed she was... 1415 01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:18,660 Upset, why? 1416 01:23:21,464 --> 01:23:23,532 Misunderstanding. 1417 01:23:23,632 --> 01:23:26,302 Sheriff, what is this about? 1418 01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:28,371 This girl may be in a lot of trouble, Professor. 1419 01:24:04,407 --> 01:24:06,575 I think there's more to this than he's telling. 1420 01:24:06,675 --> 01:24:08,475 Maybe it's time to pay the girlfriend a visit. 1421 01:24:08,502 --> 01:24:09,502 OK. 1422 01:24:18,587 --> 01:24:19,867 He doesn't want to talk to you. 1423 01:24:19,894 --> 01:24:20,894 [gasps] 1424 01:24:29,632 --> 01:24:33,001 [phone ringing] 1425 01:25:28,491 --> 01:25:29,892 [knocking] 1426 01:25:34,497 --> 01:25:36,732 Well, maybe she's asleep. 1427 01:25:36,832 --> 01:25:38,567 Somebody turned that light out. 1428 01:25:41,704 --> 01:25:43,104 Now you go around to the side door. 1429 01:26:18,707 --> 01:26:20,075 [shouts] 1430 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:21,644 Easy, what's the matter? 1431 01:26:21,744 --> 01:26:23,145 She has a knife. 1432 01:26:23,246 --> 01:26:24,246 [groans] 1433 01:26:28,451 --> 01:26:29,451 No! 1434 01:26:37,066 --> 01:26:38,066 No! 1435 01:26:38,093 --> 01:26:39,328 Sam, don't you see? 1436 01:26:39,428 --> 01:26:40,796 I have to do this for us! 1437 01:26:40,896 --> 01:26:42,565 Please, put the gun down. 1438 01:26:42,665 --> 01:26:44,166 You and I were meant to be together. 1439 01:26:44,267 --> 01:26:45,668 She's going to have my baby. 1440 01:26:45,768 --> 01:26:47,336 That's all lies, Sam. 1441 01:26:47,436 --> 01:26:49,037 No, please, I really am. 1442 01:26:49,137 --> 01:26:50,137 Shut up. 1443 01:26:50,138 --> 01:26:51,674 Hey, what's going on in here? 1444 01:26:51,774 --> 01:26:52,475 No! 1445 01:26:52,575 --> 01:26:53,575 [gunshot] 1446 01:27:05,688 --> 01:27:06,688 Don't. 1447 01:27:06,689 --> 01:27:08,023 Stop it! 1448 01:27:08,123 --> 01:27:08,991 But you're my Hart. 1449 01:27:09,091 --> 01:27:10,225 I'm your Lila. 1450 01:27:10,326 --> 01:27:11,694 No, I'm not. 1451 01:27:11,794 --> 01:27:13,161 You love me. 1452 01:27:13,262 --> 01:27:14,663 You need help! 1453 01:27:14,763 --> 01:27:17,065 I need you. 1454 01:27:17,165 --> 01:27:19,167 What we don't need is her. 1455 01:27:28,811 --> 01:27:29,811 Oh my god. 1456 01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:47,562 Sam. 1457 01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:53,201 I'm OK. 1458 01:27:53,302 --> 01:27:54,303 See about my boy. 1459 01:28:01,143 --> 01:28:03,512 [coughing] 1460 01:28:03,612 --> 01:28:06,549 Oh, good thing the old man made me wear a vest. 1461 01:28:06,649 --> 01:28:09,051 [coughing] Is he OK? 1462 01:28:09,151 --> 01:28:11,053 Professor. 1463 01:28:11,153 --> 01:28:14,222 Professor, she's... [groans] 1464 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:27,069 [tires squealing] 1465 01:28:27,169 --> 01:28:29,304 What the hell's going on? 1466 01:28:29,405 --> 01:28:30,973 I'm sorry, sir. 1467 01:28:31,073 --> 01:28:32,741 There seems to bra young lady lying 1468 01:28:32,841 --> 01:28:33,881 in the middle of the road. 1469 01:28:44,587 --> 01:28:45,587 She was here. 1470 01:28:45,621 --> 01:28:46,655 I believe you. 1471 01:28:46,755 --> 01:28:47,755 Let's just go. 1472 01:28:57,507 --> 01:28:58,507 Oh, come on. 1473 01:28:58,534 --> 01:29:00,369 Don't just sit there, let's go. 1474 01:29:00,469 --> 01:29:01,704 What are you... 1475 01:29:01,804 --> 01:29:03,105 My husband is going to kill us all if we don't just go. 1476 01:29:03,205 --> 01:29:04,072 Can we please... He what? 1477 01:29:04,172 --> 01:29:05,172 Your husband, what? 1478 01:29:05,207 --> 01:29:06,647 He's crazy drunk, and we had a fight. 1479 01:29:06,708 --> 01:29:09,028 And he... and he left me out here in the middle of nowhere. 1480 01:29:09,055 --> 01:29:10,178 Now can we go? 1481 01:29:10,278 --> 01:29:11,614 God, you're bleeding. 1482 01:29:11,714 --> 01:29:13,081 Nah, it's just a scratch. 1483 01:29:13,181 --> 01:29:15,518 No, no, no, don't call the police, oh please, because, 1484 01:29:15,618 --> 01:29:17,219 uh, my parents, they hated him. 1485 01:29:17,319 --> 01:29:19,715 And if they find out about this, I'll 1486 01:29:19,729 --> 01:29:21,356 never hear the end of it. 1487 01:29:21,457 --> 01:29:22,891 Come on, you heard the young lady. 1488 01:29:22,991 --> 01:29:24,460 Let's go. 1489 01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:26,762 We can take you as far as the next town. 1490 01:29:26,862 --> 01:29:28,964 What's in the next town? 1491 01:29:29,064 --> 01:29:30,232 My daughter. 1492 01:29:30,332 --> 01:29:33,602 She's mixed up in some trouble there at the college. 1493 01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:35,142 You know, you kind of resemble Tracy. 1494 01:29:47,816 --> 01:29:51,053 [music playing]